4th of July is a good holiday because it finally gives us Americans a chance to be loud & vocal about the US-of-A once a year
— lawblob (@lawblob) July 3, 2014
America, the beautiful. In this country, boner jokes will always be funny. We believe in the sanctity of wasting time. Here, we debate openly and at length on the most pertinent of issues, like whether hot dogs are sandwiches. (Yes they are.)
Assume a hot dog is a sandwich. Since hot dog + bun = hot dog, we have hot dog = hot dog – bun, thus a hot dog without the bun is a sandwich
— [o_o] (@limbsoup) July 3, 2014
And as of Monday, we have finally made progress in the fight for equality: corporations will finally be seen as people in the eyes of the law.
— Barack Obama (@BarackObama) July 3, 2014
Here, amongst the amber waves of grain, you can even find people who consider Fox News a legitimate news source. After all, Fox News knows how to have fun these days: they played a video game, missed the point, and then ripped off the logo. Very American.
On the bright side, the Google street view cam is taking endearing selfies inside museums.